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Allxclubbin's PETER PERVERT

Just yer average Puppet Pornstar

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Beaverton, United States

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Member since 06.28.09

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About Me - Hi.. I'm PETER PERVERT (yes it's my real name).. I'm a puppet for gawds sake.. I was born in a textile factory in Upstate New Jersey in 1969. My mother was REAMed by my dad and as fast as a singer sewing machine can hum... I was finally stuffed. Life was good at first.. I remember playing with my close childhood friends.. Like those gay guys Erney and Bert and that pantload Oscar who although he had this odd smell about him still had a pretty good disposition back then...ANYWAY we were tight until a stupid frog came and offered him a job... he had some whore pig with him too..lil' fuc*... Then they all got these cushy-ass jobs at some la-dee-da educational chidren's television street ( I was rejected when I accidentally ppulled ou my magnum and demanded to be a fuggin' part of the Neighborhood.. that garbage dweller and those ******* munchers can go kiss my couch cover like ass. They all snobs ...the mothafuc*ah. OK so I worked for a while for a gasoline company before finally being let go for doing that gene simmons kiss thing too close to this big..well..let's just say FIREd has a NEW MEANING NOW... anyway I tried everywhere to get another job.. and now look at me.. Im doing puppet PORN now!.... hey at least my spokespuppet job at AllXClubbin.com is doing well.. loads of *** and money all in one conveniant location!
Occupation - Puppet Porn Star AllXClubbin.com "show me the fuggin money" mascot
Favorite Music - Broom Broom COW (I think that's itz name)its by the balck eyed something or other.. Anyway it's playing now on the ALLXCLUB CHANNEL on Justin.tv
Favorite Shows & Movies - I like stuff with naked titties! Nothing with Muppets in it!!! Did I mention the tittie thing?
Favorite Books - The Joy of SOX! (Just the pictures) Oh, does HUSTLER MAGAZINE count as a book? I like that big black church book too.. never read it but it looks cool sitting out! Hope you all watch my video Show.. More episodes to *** and *** and *** ..ahhhhh cigarette break time!
Interested in - 3
Looking for - 11
Relationship Status - 6
Interests - Titties (Naked especially) Tosh.o More Nakid Titties Of course Pussie is a nice thing too. "Pussie" is my cat fugnards!