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Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 5 months ago
@SexyBlkNurse Why saran wrap? :) 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 5 months ago
If weed was a woman, I would be married to her. I would say this is my wife - weed! I ******* love her! :) 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 5 months ago
If weed was a woman, I would be married to her. I would say this is my wife - weed! I ******* love her! :) 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 5 months ago
A woman captures your heart when she's hot nymphomaniac beave! Yeah Mon! :) 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 5 months ago
A woman captures your heart when she's hot nymphomaniac beave! Yeah Mon! :) 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 5 months ago
Conglomerate A conglomerate is a combination of two or more corporations engaged in entirely different businesses that… http://t.co/szGGlnO 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 5 months ago
@JillianMae @theweekndxo Vegas baby! Yeah Mon! :) 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 6 months ago
@YanetAyala Pack ah bowl! Yeah Mon! :) 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 6 months ago
Ahhh yes, I think I may need one of those termite inspections? I open the door and no women rushed in... I think termit… http://lnk.ms/Rd4H9 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 6 months ago
played a song American Trash by innerpartysystem on @myspace http://lnk.ms/KVW2Z 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 7 months ago
@DaBakedBaker Is one stronger than the other? 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 7 months ago
@DaBakedBaker Hey Baky, what's the difference between hash and ear wax? Not the wax in your ear... 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 7 months ago
@LiLMONSTERBRii Yeah Mon! :) 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 7 months ago
Have you ever had the urge to ask someone, what were you smoking before you put that on...? :) 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 7 months ago
Definition of Happiness - when I have a close and oh so lovely relationship - with the bank. :) 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 7 months ago
The road to success is like, all of a sudden you realized you're a Super Star. :) 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 7 months ago
I'm really hot, if you're into the Pillsbury Doe Boy with a really great tan! :) 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 7 months ago
It is my desire to go to the bank one of these days, and the only thing the bank tellers will be able to say to me is - Kah Ching! :) 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 7 months ago
Who ever said that money can't buy you love is retarded! Watch me love the hell out of it! :) 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 7 months ago
@GuMbY173 Hell to the Yah-ur! Yeah Mon! :) 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 7 months ago
Why yes, I would like to just take this opportunity to pack ah bowl! Yeah Mon! :) 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 7 months ago
Fellow tokers, what's the difference between hash and ear wax? And I'm not talking about the wax in your ears. Yeah Mon! 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 7 months ago
Seeking writing interns for The Los Angeles Music Magazine, thelosangelesmusicmagazine.com 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 8 months ago
www.thelosangelesmusicmagazine.com 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 8 months ago
The Los Angeles Music Magazine - The Los Angeles Music Magazine is the first magazine dedicated exclusively... http://tumblr.com/xrg309z46d 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 8 months ago
@SexyBlkNurse Let Santa smack that booty baby. Yeah Mon! :) 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 8 months ago
@LizzzieJ Make sure you stop by and toke out with me before you take out those hoes. Yeah Mon! :) 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 8 months ago
Cypress Hill, "Hits From the Bong." :) 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 8 months ago
@iLike3SOMES Mentally ill! :) 

Johnny Chronic posted an update on Comedy Central | 8 months ago
@JUSTticKleIt4me You should come out and get your pleasure on... Yeah Mon! :) 

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  • Johnny Chronic  commented | 9 months ago
     
    I wrote this poem about the only woman I ever loved and the most beautiful woman I have ever met. Her name was Kateri, an opera singer. I met her at a cocktail party. We began dating and then she asked me to marry her. As I do now, I consider myself a failure and I do not believe I have anything to bring to a relationship nor to that relationship. She dumped me and crushed me. Here is the poem:

    Talking Emotions



    Alone I shed

    My sorrow’s plight.

    I look for rapture

    My soul's delight.

    Echoes still pouncing

    Each day anew.

    My heart still rains,

    Blue blue blue.

    Each day each night,

    Through toil and sinew,

    My rain still fights,

    It still loves you.

    Image so gray

    Such blinding sun,

    Without your presence,

    My life's a gun.

    Shades so dark

    Without your kiss,

    No more mornings,

    No more bliss.

    I miss your glee.

    I miss your smile.

    I cannot sleep.

    It's been awhile.

    And though I'm void,

    Each morning wake,

    Your memories give birth,

    Like my life's at stake.

    I thought to venture,

    To lay it on the line.

    But my pride would not surrender,

    I ran out of time.



    By: Johnathan Leonard Mills
     
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